Someone once referred to them as the great equalizer, and I couldn’t agree more. Perhaps, because it was me that made that reference. And I was referring to… Pajamas. That’s right.
So, this weekend, the local Chive chapter is throwing a benefit for a local injured fireman. And, What else would be the theme but a pajama party. Yep. Do you happen to know what my absolute favorite attire on the planet is? Pajamas. I wear them ALL the time. Including in public. It’s like it was made for me. So, I’m going, alone, in my pjs. But, I’m so freaking excited. You can’t even begin to imagine. Now, me, being insanely introverted and socially terrified, may sit in my pjs and drink by myself all night. But, either way. I’m still so excited.
I don’t foresee that being the case, though. Because, when you’re in a bar full of pajama-clad party goers I just expect that everyone is in the same boat. You can’t judge people based on appearances and such. So, I think it will be a great opportunity to hopefully meet some new Frans. And, most importantly, an insanely hot female who loves my PJs and wants to spend her life cuddled up with me watching Netflix. Alright. I May have gotten a bit carried away there.
At any rate. I’m extremely excited and very much looking forward to this gathering. Which is great for me. Because it’s the first thing I’ve really been excited about in a long time. And it’s pretty much the only social event I’ve Ever been excited about. Also, my life is just really in the shitter as of late. So I could use the pick me up. I mean… The worst that could happen is a sit in a bar and drink in my PJs… And hell. That sounds like as fine a night as any to me.