Aftermath.

Dearest Birthday Gods.

You suck miserably at granting birthday wishes. Fuck you and your candles and all the things.

Sincerely.

24 hours gone. I hate you.

 

Dearest Friend who hates me,

… .. You’re a jerk.

Sincerely,

You’re a jerk.

 

Dearest Everyone else..

Tequila.